Thanks for saying it aloud

Don't you jsut hate it when you get those naiive friends/ relatives that don't know the meaning of too much information? Or the ones that never shut up. You love them and you hate them at the same time.

I have a friend like that. I've known her for years but she moved away to New Zealand a few years back and now she's back to visit me. =) So we're in a restaurant ( My parent's) and she'll shout over the table to wave at other customers or strike up a conversation. She's a lovable personality but then she turns around and says i talk to her too loud. Then i take off my cardigan because it's a little warm and she loudly says
' YOU HAVEN'T SHAVED',
'shush'
other table 'I heard that'
I wanted to die, I spent the whole night is a fucking facepalm.

There's things you don't say out aloud L.
I love you but you're so fucking naiive with conversation.

MY NEIGHBOUR WANTS HIS PENIS CHOPPED OFF.

I HATE MY NEIGHBOUR
MY INTERNET IS NOW FUCKED BECAUSE OF HIM.
HE TAMPERS WITH THE PHONE LINES BECAUSE HE'S EXTENDING HIS, FUCKS MINE UP, COMES OVER TO APOLOGISE, BUT THEN FUCKING PALMS IT OFF AS OUR WIRES BEING CRAP.

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU CLAIM IT'S MY FAULT.
MY NET WAS PERFECTLY FINE, BUT NOW IT DISCONNECTS EVERY 5 MINUTES.
YEAH, OF COURSE IT WAS MY OWN WIRES.
AND THEN THE FUCKING LOSER OFFERS TO FIX IT.
I SMELL RAT-FUCKED IT UP TO GET ££££.

GAH, HE SERIOUSLY HAS A DEATH WISH.