Thursday 16 July 2009

MY NEIGHBOUR WANTS HIS PENIS CHOPPED OFF.

I HATE MY NEIGHBOUR
MY INTERNET IS NOW FUCKED BECAUSE OF HIM.
HE TAMPERS WITH THE PHONE LINES BECAUSE HE'S EXTENDING HIS, FUCKS MINE UP, COMES OVER TO APOLOGISE, BUT THEN FUCKING PALMS IT OFF AS OUR WIRES BEING CRAP.

HOW FUCKING DARE YOU CLAIM IT'S MY FAULT.
MY NET WAS PERFECTLY FINE, BUT NOW IT DISCONNECTS EVERY 5 MINUTES.
YEAH, OF COURSE IT WAS MY OWN WIRES.
AND THEN THE FUCKING LOSER OFFERS TO FIX IT.
I SMELL RAT-FUCKED IT UP TO GET ££££.

GAH, HE SERIOUSLY HAS A DEATH WISH.

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